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One day I’ll get to say ….keep watching
Oh, come on! What kind of animal
Which one do you want?
But... we have hired all new teachers. M'kay.
Hey, hey, hey! W-Whoa! W-What are you guys doing?!
to a certain bat in Wuhan.
- every other day... - They can't do that!
Oh, just give us one minute!
Everyone listen up.
All right, that was about five minutes.
Jimbo's a fat alcoholic who'd be in the hospital anyway.
We were able to break down the virus enough
Hey, can we have some of that Pandemic Special?
What?! Fucking what?! Ha ha.
They said I'd have to wait until April.
M'kay? I can do this all day!
No, in a class, with real teachers!
- Here's to China! Ha ha! - To China!
Aaaah! God!
Alright, men!
We got an appointment!
This is a violation of our freedom! Who's with me, guys?!
No!
So we will be keeping your kids here,
Oh, what a folly a shower seems
Are you out of your mind?
Butters you get back to cutting down that stupid tree in the yard Or your two are grounded for life
Where are the car keys?
And since the students broke quarantine,
Are you... a pandemic specialist?
we'll finally be able to unlock what caused a virus
The mayor has called for help from infectious disease experts,
M'kay. One of our fourth graders
Stan, you really need employee assistance with this.
children are getting ready for their first day of class.
Do you want to talk about it?
Is it really for reals?
And what exactly is pholidota?
Can everyone hear me m'kay?
That's it.
You were all exposed to a student here
Just make sure you smoke it, okay?
I'm looking for who to blame.
Stan's right. If we want things
But if you need to talk...
Look, it doesn't matter.
that Tegridy Weed is having a Pandemic Special!
in Wuhan, but from a species called pholidota.
What if hit someone in started crying? I can say sorry or I Can Hug Them!
Ooh! Tell Fauci to shove it up his ass
Ha ha! Ha ha! Ooh, boy!
Our teaching staff does not feel safe to return.
How can this happen, doctor?
while others think that... Sorry.
I'll just ask you all to keep a good distance away.