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Within thehour the temperature outside will fall to over seventy million degress below zero.
It's right behind us!
I don't know. You know, to me it seems like the mayor of Beaverton should have done something that dam years ago.
What's Important Is Figuring Out Whose Fault This Is
why don't you share some of your Jew gold with the people caught in the flood?
Come on, hurry!
Ah ah! I know what you're thinking, Stan. You're thinking you're gonna tell Kyle.
I know, but, I'm afraid it's too late for them, sweetie. We have to try and save ourselves now.
I'll help you Sharon. Boy, that's just awful.
Stanley!
Dude, dude! Did you see the news last night?
Are you suggesting we shut down the economy?
Mom, you know, those people in Beaverton are still trapped in the flood.
Global warming must be over.
We didn't listen!
Shh, shh, we've got the television working.
It's George Bush's fault!
Oh oh...
You know what I'm talking about.
Maybe you have the parking brake on.
We must try to protect ourselves from the global warming.
Everyone above this line is already dead.
Okay, turn on the ignition...
Yeah! George Bush doesn't care about beavers!
I know that all Jews carry fake bags of gold around their necks to keep their real bags of gold safe.
Crisis and fear tonight, as what appears to be a massive flood has overtaken the town of Beaverton,
Ah, hey dad.
George Bush?