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Why would you think a lady is me?
Hey, David, this is Michael...
and I'll just get all the other information the day of. I'll text you.
He is tall and yellow and very nice.
Little pick-me-up. Those are the best. Sugar rush.
We will be co-managers together.
When you were in the office earlier talking to Wallace,
Let's just check the security tapes, Toby.
Oh, right, this thing. I remember now.
"Y'all having birthday cake?" (SCOFFS)
Wanna do it right now?
that you should get that promotion.
Am I the only one?
Well, I don't believe that. I say go for the airtight plan.
It would be awesome if you could try to get him to go
Erin, is Michael around?
I’ll just choose whatever’s sluttiest Unless there’s a white top
(SIGHS) Oh, my God!
And that is why I am having Andy
I'm sure everything will be fine.
Yeah. It's just a regular slaughterhouse
I don't think so. He... Big Bird doesn't make the tough decisions.
other than to come up here for birthday cake?
Um, listen, I just wanted to confirm
Yes. I'm coming to your wedding.
And it's 'cause of the economy.
if you would just punch me in the face, all right? Just do it.
And then, after he spoke with you,
So now, people have to decide if they want to come to our wedding
Yeah, I might stop by.
Oh, man! You okay?
"Antagonizes other salesmen. Not at all what he thinks he is."
to have ever run this branch. Ever.
Oh, I'm sorry, Phyllis.
(SPEAKING FRENCH)
Uh-huh. Well, if he doesn't like it, you can tell that s.o. B that he is fired.
Michael, it seems like you're cutting in and out.
like Maria.
But here's his performance report.
Well, I'd have to talk to my mother and my guy at H&R Block.