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That's the last time Emma is getting on one of those things for her entire life.
Careful. Watch her hair. Watch her hair!
And I spent my sweet 16 being chased around a tire yard...
- Dating is hard. - Boy, you people are nice.
- But we're giving you this. - And I'm giving it back to you.
She gave us a great report and we're officially on the waiting list.
- It isn't mine. - I guess we'll never know whose it is.
Oh, my God. Look at her, she's a little daredevil.
- You should come, and you'll see. - Those things go, like, 40 miles an hour.
- I'm pretty sure I gave you my number. - Really? Think about it. Come on.
Well, I was thinking of taking Emma to the playground.
Come on. Can we just get out of here before somebody else gets hurt?
Okay.
- Okay. - Okay.
- That's great. - Now we just wait for a call...
All right, now, is this guy gay or straight? Because one of us has to start flirting.
"Celebrity."
I promise you she's safe, okay? Watch how much she loves this.
Because we should get a baby before them.
- Oh, God. Let me push. Can I push? - Oh, absolutely.
...my friend hasn't shot anyone in a really long time.
This feels perfectly normal.
That wouldn't, by any chance, be Joey Tribbiani?
Just accept that this is gonna cost a lot of money.
Space is filled with orbiting children.
- May I help you? - Yes.
I just think you're an adult, okay? And you should get over your silly fears.
Look, I'm sorry to hear about your tragedy.