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- It's not your decision anymore. - What?
I wonder who's gonna play you in the movie.
That's sweet, honey, but save something for the adoption lady.
Wow. You here to make another donation the same day?
This feels really good.
Classic joey
Is he all right out there by himself?
- Well, this is very generous. - And we don't want any recognition.
It's for our wedding day.
You're a beautiful woman. Smart, funny.
But you called me "Bert."
I heard that weddings are, like, a $40 billion-a-year industry.
Hey, you guys.
Okay. Goodbye.
All right, but who cares? You know, I don't need a pretty veil and a fancy dress.
And I'm not gonna let some sweaty little man make me feel badly about it.
We don't want any crazy today!
Hey, is this the person who decides whether or not you get a baby?
Well, any contribution, large or small, is appreciated.
Well, this is very generous.
We're back.
- See? - All right. I can do this.
- Ross. Oh, my God, are you okay? - Son of a bitch!
You know how many women I had to sleep with to get over you?
Look, please, just come on.
You know what? I'm getting used to this little guy.
Actually, that's the shirt I wore to the gym.
I told you, I am not coming to a naked wedding.
And don't bother telling me yours, because I totally remember it, lady.