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I'm talking primo plan, i got an A
Ralphie.
The questions, the whining,
Hey, what are you doing home, don't you have class?
Meadow.
She does it all the time now.
The fuck you doing?
You want this to go away? It’s gonna be $50 upfront and a blowjob later.
I bet I know what would cheer you up.
I have to suffer through their movies too?
Do you really think I'd subject one of my friends to Caitlin?
You're an asshole then.
Stunad!
Good evening, may I offer you a cocktail before dinner?
Get the fuck out of here, Ralph!
Caitlin, why don't we go over to the health center?
Hey, that guy cut the line.
Well, I'm not so sure that's such a good idea, either.
What am I looking at?
All we can do...
She paged me, she's at her parents.
The guy from "Wings", you know him?
I had to quit school when I was in 11th grade
This guy ever stop breaking balls?
If it's a girl, we'll name it Tracee after you.
It's a loan, I'm juicing her.
Oh, where do you get the balls to come here?
It's 50 bucks to me plus a blow job later on.
It beats working for a living.
Since when did I become the butler?
What is this, a handsome contest?
You started this conversation.
At what point, what does that mean?
My son.
Let's go.
They don't have à la carte sides at outback steakhouse!
and then she starts having conniptions
Someone like Caitlin from Bartlesville, Oklahoma...
Ralphie, I love you.
I'm going to law school in two short years.
I have recipes--
What?
Yeah, now, get in the car.
Right, tough guy?
I'm gonna head upstairs.
To the library.
Every advantage, this kid.
It's like you have this underlying cynicism
I stopped feeling bad the second I saw that grade.
Ralphie's the one sticking her,
Are you out of your fucking mind layin' your hands on me?
You know you're gonna make at least half a "g" in there.
What's this, almost?