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This dermal magnifier will show the extent of the damage.
(ALL GASP)
Yeah. I'm gonna scam this town out of so many presents.
Oh...
heated water and two-sided sponges?
Can't you do both?
I'm the worst mom in the world.
I wouldn't feel right going to the bathroom with no one watching.
I think girls are icky pants.
(ALL GASP)
(LAUGHING NERVOUSLY)
My baby boy is in jail.
I understand.
(GRUNTS)
And what I don't use, I'm gonna return for store credit!
It's a nice day for a white wedding
The institute of shut-your-fat-face!
(GASPS)
I get a full-blown case of the cooties.
Oh, my God! We're sealed in!
that wait for you upon your release.
(MOANING)
No son of mine will be marched down the aisle at the barrel of a ray gun!
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I like 'em small and bug-eyed.
Die, happy couples.
Six feet by eight?
All right, boys. She's not letting go.
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Now, sweetie, you shouldn't hang around with people who beat you.
So, you thought you'd pull a fake wedding, eh? You're under arrest.
This prank is my Sgt. Pepper's.
Silent anger, the cornerstone of a successful marriage.
Well, that's the end of my shift. See you Monday.
All right, I plugged your book. Now, put down the gun.
Love you!
(SINGING) Store credit, store credit, store credit
Welcome aboard.
They're not true friends.
But I whittles what I sees.
Now, take that kid away.