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No, they wanted me.
No, they wanted me.
- Two days. - Feels like three.
then try and take my watch again.
- We have the makings of a dog pile. - Don't.
Relax. I have a secret weapon.
Good God, there are just so very many ways for me to say this to you.
Coffee's kicking in. Back in four minutes.
Don't put your skivvies in the freezer. My Popsicles taste like fabric softener.
- I really like having you around. - No, you don't.
You sick bastard.
It's harder if your patient has dementia and can only say one word.
Thanks. I didn't get that mammogram-mobile job.
- Why are you here? - My boyfriend is in New Zealand.
I've got a drug addict who'll say things will be different,
then my hospital would be liable.
- Pickles. - I'm sorry, Mr Bober.
Mr Pickles, welcome back.
Baxter, speak.
Thanks for loaning me this shirt. I got compliments from the sisters.
On the plus side, his temperature's 99.9, so sayonara, Mr Bober.
but he gets to run around in my backyard wearing a foam suit
Ever. But he hangs on your every word.
- Real soon. - Wait.
And my own personal favourite of all time, man falling off a cliff.
But you have me confused with somebody who gives a crap.
I miss Sean. This long-distance thing is killing me.
Afternoon, suspendees, Ted. Guess who's back from the vet?
Sharon called me a cracker.
Mr Pickles, welcome back.
You don't need to be embarrassed. It happens all the time.
For you, that would be the 17-year-old that tells you to fill all the ketchups.
That's when I made one of the biggest mistakes I'd made in some time.
- I'm waiting for my brother. - Isn't that perfect?
Baxter won't get out of my chair.
It's been great hanging with you.
That's just rude is what that is.
To a total loser. This guy's making me move out of Mom's attic.
The dog. I don't know why, but all cats hate me.
And with an open fly, no less. Made you look. A twofer.
what did Peter Piper pick a peck of?
That's when I made one of the biggest mistakes I'd made in some time.