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I'm not doing it here. That guy next door listens to everything I say.
- Left hand, Ted. - Hello.
Listen, no offence.
Not to me.
Now for a thousand dollars and this bag of IV fluids,
I heard there's a bed in the on-call room. Ever get hot and heavy in there?
Ted, left hand.
Good God, there are just so very many ways for me to say this to you.
- They did? - Yeah.
Last year when he went home for the holidays I gave him a call.
what did Peter Piper pick a peck of?
I cannot afford to be suspended right now.
- More whipped cream, Christopher? - Bring it.
- Pickles. - Fair enough.
All day long, all I hear is, "Carla, Carla, Carla."
He's got a new bumper-pool table.
Sweet kid. Smart kid. Becoming a doctor, this is all he ever wanted.
Mom's getting remarried for the seventh time. This is such a hassle for me.
I think he's got something stuck behind his big sharp tooth.
and not in any kind of crazy or rambling sort of way,
For 25 years, we've been going through the motions.
and whining about Mom's boyfriend.
Dan wanted to come to work today, but I said it'd make me uncomfortable.
I think he's got something stuck behind his big sharp tooth.
I've gotta scrape some cash together to see Sean.
Lots of cats today. What's wrong with this guy?
Stop it, kitty. Get off me. Not my pants.
- My ribs. - Why don't you get a snack cake?
Mom yells at my sister for yelling at my grandmother,
Once every few weeks we have sex, and then breakfast without saying a word.
I could, but I never would. God save me.
What would you like with your sandwich?
My wedding's costing twice as much as I thought, and I need the cash.
- Ted, speak. - Hello.
Baxter wins. He gets the desk. Baxter, go up.
Boo-frickin-hoo. I'm glad you called.
- I love the theatre. - Come to Papa.