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You only had a year. And we only hung out every night!
All I can think about is Ross...
Well, you know. Heh.
You should've said something before I met her.
What? Heh.
Ha, ha, okay.
Only if you say his full name.
It's actually a hundred percent the opposite of interesting.
Your boobs are fine. Look, I never should have said anything.
Actually, we're getting a cat. Heh.
(Snaps Fingers)
So I said, "Okay. Relax, please. " You know?
- Mm-mm. - I said, "Excellent butt, great rack. "
What did he say?
- Hang on. - Hello? Excuse me?
Did we speak on the phone? Did you call me?
Oh, no, Michael, it's not you. Sorry. It's just...
Closure Closure
Okay, so you, uh?
Really? That's so sweet.
...ahem, lately, I've, uh...
He's really interesting, and he's really sweet.
Uh, I would, but that might get in the way of my lying-around time.
What? My whole insane jealousy thing?
- Did you want to? - Yeah, uh...
Heh.
Look, if you wanna know what the deal is, you're gonna have to ask him.
One...
Did you ever get a pet with a girlfriend?