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I don’t care I don’t care
What? But I'm Death!
If I slow down, the company goes under.
(MUMBLING)
But, brother, you 're never fully dressed
Uh, I hate being around old people.
It's Quagmire. You looking for Peter?
- (PHONE RINGING) - Hello. Every pizza place.
Mom, what's wrong?
Um, how about the zoo?
Yeah, that's hot. That's hot. I'm gonna think about that tonight.
Come on, Carter, everybody's got to retire at some point.
Ugh, now here's Joe.
All right! We're moving to Florida!
I'm pretending there's traffic.
(SINGING) It seems today that all you see
(MUMBLING) Like touching butts!
You mean it just falls from the sky like that?
Getting old is right for some people, but not for me.
I need a cushioned chair with back support, like at Chili's.
(MUMBLING)
Well, la-dee-fucking-da!
(STUTTERING) Hey. Hey, Bill.
I can't even get any sleep with him here.
Okay, four pizzas and a salad.
Yeah, you know, Joe, you owe this family.
Now I can work at Hot Topic
Well, la-di-f*cking-da!
Peter, get lost! l'm not gonna retire, and that's that!
There you go, that's... Once!
but can't you look the other way this one time?
Just fill this out when they say the letter and the numbers?
(STAMMERING) What is it?
No! You're going to jail.
Never! Retiremenfs for old people.
Look, Carter, l'll make a deal with you.