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Come on, guys, we don't have to make such a big thing about it.
* Lucky there's a man who positively can do *
Plus, I can make it worth your while.
Oh, Peter, just be careful.
I've found the woman who I'd like to lose my virginity to.
Hey, sorry to bother you, but would you like to work here?
But you! You're a liar, Jesus!
Of course.
Hitting on them in a kindly, genial way?
Jesus Hitler Christ sounds weird.
I'm sure Jesus doesn't want some gross quickie.
Wait a minute.
She's all like, "Oh, there's all these guys
Listen, pal, Jesus ain't no virgin.
Jesus, have you ever been with a woman?
I will kill your son!
Yeah! I-I mean, maybe not them, but somebody else.
Oh, hey, guys.
Uh, well, I can see my work here is done.
but are you okay with someone who smokes?
I wasn't sure you'd want to hear from me.
Tommy Bahama... five million uncles can't be wrong.
Doesn't the Bible say not to covet thy neighbor's wife?
Now to take this thing out for a spin.
Are you sure about that?
* It seems today that all you see *
What?
You know what? I don't have to sit here and take this.
You need to be more sensitive.
A whole festival of muddy boobs.
What about Secret Santa?
You're an atheist, and the one guy you don't believe in
How's the wine? It's terrific.
but lately he seems more focused on marketing