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You requested a variance to build a hot tub off your garage.
God, I love sex!
Jesus hitler Christ just sounds weird. I’ll just go with the H
There we go.
Like that fracking company we let drill in the backyard.
Excuse me, won't you?
that, uh, this holiest of days is about,
It's his first time.
Yeah, we did. But it was a disaster.
How the hell does that happen?
Oh, and don't worry about not hittinbottom.
What do you mean?
That's the second best advice anyone's ever given me.
I've only grazed it once and that was with a running start.
That's not so much, Lois.
Lenny Kravitz is about to have sex with my daughter!
Lois! Lois!
Women?
When someone gets in jail for murder
You know Jeff Garlin has one of these in his house.
That's great.
can I talk to you for a sec? Sure.
Oh, wow. This is awesome!
I'll probably just reheat some ramen and watch Grey's Anatomy.
Losing your virginity is a big deal.
But the good news is, this little guy's gonna make it to 74.
God, I love massage chairs.
Where do you want to see yourself in 5 years:
Oh, my God, what have I done?!
Zip! Zam! Zoop!
and is very expensive and inconvenient for all my friends.
Sorry, I was up late last night.
I'm not gonna go to the doctor though.
No, in a threatening, creepy,