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This is not too... too...
All right, guys, here's what I'm thinking...
I'll take it over here on my Brookstone massage chair.
maybe we could make it, like, a Christmas theme.
to meet a lot of chicks fast.
Just put it in the oven for half an hour at 350.
Uhp, let me just close a couple of these windows.
You want to lose your virginity to Lois?!
"To continue your emotional education."
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You there! Boy!
Come on, Jesus.
who wants to look like a rich fat person?
his erotic Advent calendar.
Are you... are you a virgin?
I'm not even real. Merry Christmas.
because I believe you are sick and in need of help.
I think it's time I had a little talk with him
in their sons because they eat lunch with their coats still on.
She's almost ready.
who are too young and thin to ever be interested in me.
No, no, no, it's gonna be nothing like that.
as the ten million Christians watching.
Hey, since it's also Christmas,
Hey, guys. Uh, Peter,
Of course.
Look, Jesus, just forget whatever Peter's been telling you.
Ah, time for a relaxing, sponsored daydream.
Actually, I never left.
Jesus, take the wheel.
Too bad eating ain't math,