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Well, no luck getting Jesus laid yet.
Well, I guess it is kind of an honor
Geez, this place is depressing.
I couldn't go through with it.
Good evening, sir.
Can-can you let me outside?
Really?
I want to go live with Mom.
I want play in the snow
but the point is where do we go from here?
Really? Why didn't you call us?
Like... like anything in the universe?
Plus, being myself isn't that impressive.
He doesn't really live there.
Hey, nice place here.
Go, go, go!
Here, take the car! Take the car!
I'm out of here.
I am throwing you the best birthday party ever.
Jewish guys are supposed to be swimming in tail.
Shut your mouth, bitch.
Seems like you folks learned the lesson I intended.
No, you know what I mean.
for a Christmas rodgering, I did.
that out of all the people in the world, Jesus chose me.
Are-are you sure?
Well, except one thing.
Oh, I love shopping at Christmastime.
and I just kind of got into the friend zone.
Well, don't you want to have music?
No, no, I'm talking about women.