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That's my blood, you know.
and when they tell me I'm done, I leave.
Who did he buy the necklace for?
"What's wrong with our marriage?"
Oh. A Joni Mitchell CD.
Yeah, you got anything for a poor fat person
And-and the Son of God's first time should be special.
All right, look, forget the party.
Bravo, Peter, Lois.
I love you, Lois.
isn't your birthday sometime soon, too?
Yeah, I like to pretend it's mine down there
That's exactly right!
Nah, he just acts lonely and lies about being a virgin
Huh, I think half the world would be surprised to know that.
I'm sorry, did you say Jesus is sleeping with your wife?
But probably not as outraged
Hi, Peter.
7 x 9199 = 64393
he'd give me back the use of my legs?
Now for a slippy, no-boots run through the snow to my car.
Get out! I need this car!
Oh, look, Jesus, you shouldn't be alone during Christmas.
and show her who you are.
Damn it!
Is that... is that Jesus?
Like when your father told Abraham to sacrifice Isaac?