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Your 2,000-year-long cold streak is about to come to an end.
Well, we know he's circumcised,
You're sitting around, talking about sleeping with other guys!
@tommybahama_tampa @internationalplaza
So do I!
FAMILY GUY 1999
Huh, I don't know.
Peter, Jesus is never gonna find a woman going about it your way.
2 x 13 x 211 = 5486
Whoa, yeah, wow.
A rabbit's foot, a penknife, a bottle cap, a compass...
Well, Peter's been doing his best,
It's one of those things that seems bad, but really is good.
I'm so glad there's no hard feelings.
It's been such a blessing.
Hey, do you think if I let Jesus sleep with Bonnie,
And besides, my dad always spends Christmas
But...
* He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! *
from wrecking my marriage and your religion.
on the way over or no, you're good?
After all, I'm Jesus.
Great, now everybody knows
as special and memorable as it should be.
And I need your little hat.
Jesus Christ is about to have sex with my wife!
Jesus, what kind of girls do you like?
Um, okay.
No, I couldn't sleep with him.
What the hell?
Me? Yeah, you'd be perfect.
'cause then I'd have something to be proud of.