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We've already ruined her first birthday.
Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it, dressed as a farmer.
Come on, you guys, this is really important to us.
Gee, if only she were 1 and had no idea what the hell a birthday was.
[PHONE RINGS]
I am this close To tagging up my testicles again
You may not recognize us...
And we paid for a room that we're supposed to be in right now!
That's true. This message could be coming to you...
...in all different shapes. And if you give them a photo, they'll copy it in icing.
I just felt so bad missing this. So I just slipped him a little something, you know.
- Hey, I think Emma might like it. - Oh, Emma might like what?
BOTH: Hey.
Oh, okay. Which one?
[BABBLING]
Or we could flip a coin and multiply the answer...
- It's in a box in the fridge. - Okay, sure.
The three of us together again. You know what would be fun?
All right, we'll stay. We can just drive up after the party.
Last winter I went up on a church lawn and drove right through a manger scene.
...we had to take him to the emergency room.
This is not bad.
[BARKING]
- But she'll be up soon. - Where's Joey?
Hey, say something to Emma on her 18th birthday.
That is a weird sentence.