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Yes, ma'am. It's just like "Charlie's Angels."
And I love my job, and I love my friends.
Well, of course, of course.
Yes, Kenneth. That's sweet.
Do you have me on speakerphone again?
Oh, I'm sorry. Are you 50 now?
And if I am meant to crank out a kid, then I have plenty of time.
don't make them play the national anthem on the flute
Uh, something happened to me while scuba diving.
But to that woman, I'm always gonna be the punk kid
But that's when I tell her, "Mama, you carried me for nine months.
Before you say no, I just want to say,
and I panic that maybe I waited too long.
- Even babies know that's creepy. - Of course.
I love you, too, J. Bird.
Oh, you know what?
- Liz distracted me. - No, I didn't.
Absolutely not, young lady.
- I've been telling you that for five months. - Well, you're right again.
I stole a baby, Jack. I'm taking a half day.
Hey, Cerie, what are you doing?
Oh, my. A mailman killed your dad?
Jenna told the writers that I am looking for a guy to get me pregnant.