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Better.
Well, that sounds familiar.
Three days sober.
[J.D.]... or the image of someone you looked up to.
No, it's a sound investment. And a great addition to my portfolio.
God, elevator.
OK. We'll be in touch.
I would say she's probably going to die.
Is he gone? No. Hello?
the minute you fall for someone. Don't go quickly or like I said,
Anyway, for me to be set up with your niece,
- Where you going? - "Dad's gonna devour me. See you."
Wait. She's veering off.
Sometimes.
It's late. I gotta get going. I have a dog and a fish.
Like when?
So you got the second date. Just don't repeat the mistakes you made with me.
She is not graceful.
- He's going to be trouble. - I know.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go kiss my lady on my new half-acre.
Oh...
Why aren't you doing the same?
Say that thing Elliot told you, even though it's stupid.
You probably meant to say if it weren't for you, I'd still be dating my laptop.