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Gee, it's so glamorously decorated, I thought I was in Vegas.
You missed the baby. You missed the blind man.
- That's better. - That's better.
That's it. There's too much corruption on this force. I quit.
I'll have you know the contents of that dumpster are private.
Hey, hey! We've offended Herman.
Hurry it up with the cards, Lenny. I've got you clocked at two miles per hour.
This padding's so easy on the knuckles, I could punch all day!
Put that away. Radar guns give you cancer.
Yes, indeed there is.
- You're not really arresting me? - You have the right to remain silent.
So long. Gotta catch the 501.
You're a really good cop. I'm proud of you.
They're butchering the classics.
I'm crossing over to deviled ham.
Mom, I know your intentions are good.
Yes, of course you don't.
You're cooking what for dinner?
I've had it up to here with your "dark humor"
Horse not wearing diaper.
Cool! Will you bring me along when you do evictions?
All right, settle, people. People, settle.
I, like, totally won again.
How dare you prey on the greedy and stupid like this!
HEY FELLAS, "TREBUCHET" ?! OO LA DE DAH, MR FRENCH-MAN!
I'll be back on the street in 24 hours.