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Stanley I want you to explain to me why you were passing notes in school.
- Well anyway, have a nice day. - What that's it?
I'd like to live with you and use your ass as a hat for all eternity.
then why don't you come up to the front and read your note to Kyle for everyone to hear.
- Aright, you go find chics Kenny. - Why do I always have to go find chics?
- That's right Mr.Garrison. American history... - When's Mr.Hat coming back?
If all goes as planned Kyle will be your new boyfriend.
Mom, will you please ask dad to come help me build my clubhosue?
And we built it with our own hands!
That's fine. I like playing with myself. I play with myself all day long!
- I'm gonna go get the girls. - Ok.
- But I don't understand why we have to... - Well hello ladies.
- Well alright. - Kenny my mom says you can go get carpeting in the living room now.
- Yeah dude how'd you know? - How do you think I met your mother?
Of course she will. They're women, they had this whole thing planned out months ahead of time.
I have taken you under my wing and done my best, and all you ever do is whine and moan about it.
- Kyle, can I talk to you? - Ok.
Anybody?
Now for the last time go cut some firewood!!!
Mmkay, uh perhaps you should let your wife finish talking Mr.Marsh.
- Uh, taking over any conversation's bad. - What? You're one to talk!
I think I found it.
Young man, school is a time for learning, mmkay. Not for immature skylarkings.