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(all gasp) I don't believe it!
Now, let's try something else. Uh, from the top. Ready. One, two, three.
Yeah, no, I don't need Newsweek.
i kill innerspaceexplorer
All right, I got my corner. Everybody ready?
He said he's put together a very special surprise, just for me.
What?
I'm leaving now.
(sighs contentedly)
He lives in our attic, but nobody can know.
(applause and cheering)
(laughing): That's not how you dry a baby.
We should probably start a fire.
Why does everyone forget that?
Yeah, and French also comes in handy
why don't you put in tape number two and let's get started.
But this isn't who you really are, Peter.
Nonsense.
but not everyone likes to talk about planes
Get, get out of here.
...........
M-Motherhood's a job, too, though.
Oh, I'm so glad everyone could make it.
(sighs)
Don't ever leave us again, Dad.
Oh, my God, Joe, there's a man on the wing.
Hey.
That's so weird.
What?! Oh, my God, where is he?!
Kids, your father made this.
Well, he was living among wild animals for two months,
Yeah, it's weird.
from your wives about me
all the way from America, please welcome
I mean, that guy killed a bear when he was only three.