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- That's how you decide who loses. - That's not how I played.
There's a law against abortions after the second trimester.
I've been shot.
Once you reach the top, you will see us through this window watching TV.
Our only option might be to eat each other to stay alive.
There's a murderer in South Park! We have to find who it is before they kill again!
Call the Mr. Garrison auditions.
- Nurse, I could use some help. - Coming.
I sure hope I'm not Eric Cartman's father, Mr. Hat.
Oh, no. You guys are jerks.
Could we hurry this up? My stomach is growling.
I guess we'll be going to our feature movie, Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
That's it. You win, we win. America wins.
It took a while for me to understand as well.
- You barfed into the incision! - Sweet!
What would he do?
The father of Eric Cartman is-
And now he's a freezy pop
- It's away from the hospital. - How do we get to it?
The father is...
- What? - Yes, it's true.
Hermaphrodites cannot bear children, so Mrs. Cartman's DNA match with Eric...