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chris hansen a c h i n o s t w y
I'm gonna cut off your testicles. I'm never watching South Park again!
They can't. Mephisto can't die.
Tonight on America's Most Wanted...
Forget it!
blue
No, that doesn't make sense.
I'm bringing home some Eric Roberts. Anybody else want some?
Nurse, I need 20 cc's of sodium pentothal, stat!
- Now can I have my medication? - Dude, do the dog dance some more.
- Stan! - Some people have a weak stomach.
Man, this is f**king weak.
There only one answer. Eat Eric roberts
- And this one is so compelling. - Really?
I hope you all realize what we might be facing.
- Hospitals aren't that bad. - Yeah, stop being a wuss.
Sure, this story has everything. People. Furniture. Talking.
commander s y
- Hey, what the hell's going on? - It's a power outage.
We're all going to die in this horrible place.
- Is he awake yet? - He's bleeding bad.
So hungry.
But how will we live with ourselves now?
You're a fat-ass, and your mom's a "hermaphalite."
wow sharon 0 wow herrum
Yes, of course. Nobody gives as **t about Eric Roberts.
Hey, Kenny.
- Wasn't that just the funniest-? - Tell me who my father is!
- Whoa, she doesn't have arms. - We're an equal opportunity employer.
- I want to announce who the father is. - Bang.
I'm sorry I never told you, Eric. I just thought it would be a little shocking.
- The power! - Quickly, get the scanner running again.
One day at a time, Mayor. One day at a time.