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and go drinking from bar to bar.
One more thing:
♪ About tomorrow ♪
I will admire you from afar!
It's just...
♪ Amen ♪
With all the money we've spent on IVF....
Pub crawls, naked Frisbee golf...
Rear Admiral.
to get a call at my arraignment
I've got these.
Uh, please remain calm.
who are in the same dark place that we were.
I wouldn't be here if you were more of a role model.
Yeah, and that's not all.
Why, you little...
I just did that because it was a series of funny words.
Beer transformed that cute little boy
I can have the bank teller call you.
Classic wish-maker's mistake: vague language.
There's my dad!
Why, you little...!
you're passed out in your yard.
♪ Let them play ♪
Like, uh, Nick Fury, Agent of Schnapps;
Your stuff is pretty disturbing.
So I did make her pregnant?
No, no, no!
Huh...?!
♪ It feels like the very first time ♪
How'd you like a cast over your face?
I just hate art so much.
That's black magic!
Are you the boy that makes babies?
How'd you do that?
where no one will ever visit.
That's crazy talk!