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Wow, nice. Manly, and also kind of a slut.
So, you're bald.
- You okay? - Yeah.
If you want a ride in the Porsche, I'll take you around the block.
Can you do your little thing that you did before?
Dear Lord
You're skinny, you're wearing Speedos that your mom promised you'd grow into.
Not that I'm insecure about my manhood or anything...
No! You're driving 15 miles over the speed limit.
You must have had terribly fascinating parents.
You're fast and irresponsible. That adds up to a bad driver.
With you? Yeah, right.
I know your dad embarrassed you.
That's right.
Fortunately...
- Virgo? - No.
So
I don't think I want to tarnish his badge.
- Sagittarius? - Yep.
Well, I probably shouldn't tell you the rest.
Yeah. He's made phone calls, written letters.
- I'm wearing his briefs right now. - That's kind of hot.