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You know, I guess a dad couldn't ask for more than that.
"Hey, everyone. A real funny bugger lives here. "
Don't worry, I got it under control, Lois.
Well, that's it.
...going away, exploring exotic places, having sex with my girlfriend...
...with the one bit of flesh and blood that I have on this earth.
- Saw me in half. - I am still shaky on some of this stuff.
...then stick my needle in your shoulder fat while you sleep.
Get his mother to take him back.
Well, here goes.
No, he's dead, he's dead. Just like the Pink Panther.
Yeah. Wanna see my Doug Henning?
Dylan is gonna be staying with us for a while.
I'm Al Harrington of Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing...
Extra, extra, read all about it. Ice cream for Dylan tonight.
He's terrorizing the whole family.
Dude, that is an amazing story.
Oh, you said it, friend.
Crudely painted, not-so-funny plywood cutout folk art.
Well, this was a lot of effort for nothing.
- Oh, thank... Wait, what? - Paul, my boyfriend.
To counterbalance Jodie Foster.
That kid's a sociopath.
...and I shall walk her to town.
Oh, don't worry. One day, you'll find your soul mate.
Well, thank God I'm full of Play-Doh.
I don't know why, but I've always found magic very sexy.
...I want Dylan exposed to. Have fun with your dead kids, reckless driver.
I wasn't exactly the nicest guy in the world.