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Brian, this is Dylan.
- Yeah. - And I'm a great guy. I'm unemployed.
You make me physically sick to my stomach.
I'm gonna miss that boy.
Tell you what. Go up to my jewelry box, take my gold jewelry.
Gosh, this is a lovely home, Tracy.
...and I could not figure out how to get it off.
Well, not to get technical, sir, but you are the bastard.
There's nothing wrong with it. Our kids eat...
You need an act. I'll be your assistant and we'll put on a whole big show.
EACH DRINK WAS LIKE 6 DOLLARS 40
Now Dylan can go back with his mom, and you can stop acting like a jackass.
Ah. Oh, my God, Cocoa Puffs. No, that's not me anymore.
Peter, your dog has given me diabetes.
It's like cutting a huge fart then walking out of the room.
Melt it down, make it into bread and feed him that.
I am gonna kick him out faster than NASA kicked out the Cocoa Puffs bird.
Until you have a child... Until you have a child...
Welcome to the wonderful world of magic. Hope I don't get AIDS.
And if I've done this right, then this is your card, Stewie.
Said the same thing about that Bill Murray elephant movie...
Any more and I would've ended up in hospital, man.
I hate you all. I didn't ask to be born.
The sad thing is, I already did, years ago.
Oh, that's Dylan's ring. Hey, bud, everything all right?
Brian, I wanna punch you in the dick right now.
It's gonna be different from now on.
Wow.
I'm telling Brian he has to rein Dylan in once and for all.
But, Dylan, my God.