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Well, Brian, a son. How about that?
- What? - What?
Your neighbors will chuckle warmly. Motorists will slow down...
Everybody, this handsome, muscular boy is Brian's son, Dylan.
Tracy Flannigan.
You have to give your kids both roots and wings.
Oh, who am I kidding? I insisted on it.
Oh, my God. Peter, look.
You know, Brian, Dylan could have just carpooled with me and the kids.
...to provide some down-home enthusiasm in this picture. "
Uh, yeah. It's me.
Well, how many library assistants did they pick?
How about a big round of applause for The Amazing Brian?
You know what? If you don't like it, go on the Internet and complain.
- Goodbye, Lion. - Goodbye, Dorothy.
All that's left is the psychological screening.
Now, that's a dad talking. That is a dad talking, Quagmire.
Look at all the stuff I put myself through just to get laid.
If I had known having a son could be like this...
...and let him into, um...
Wait a minute. Hang on a second. Who's that?
You are just awful.
Fine. I hate it here anyhow. Get out of my way.
All Right, You Know What? This Isn't Working Out.
Oh, well...
Crudely painted, not-so-funny plywood cutout folk art.
...and sell that picture one person at a time.
Goodbye, big fart.
Look, I know I wasn't there for you, man...
But that's only because I've truly connected...
This party's worse than a Mexican funeral.
Dazed and Confused was the one thing that was passable. After that...
Oh, thanks, man. The truth is, I spend at least 90 percent of my year...