HOT
APP
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Oh, thanks, Lois. Dylan put this paper bag on my head...
So you do go all the way.
- Those are dog years. - That doesn't make any sense.
- Fuck you. - Whoa, not the kind of language...
But I wanted to stay, because I almost had sex on this girl.
Goodbye, and good luck.
- Right? - Yes.
...called a naked tea party.
Damn it, don't you think I wanted to be?
...because that's where the evil monkey lives.
Joe
So that's what this is all about.
Like trying to tell Matthew McConaughey how much he sucks.
You can use Peter's cape from last year's Halloween costume.
But don't worry, he won't burn in hell...
- I'm a magician. - You are?
My life will never be the same for knowing you.
It smells like a cat But I bet there's no cat
- How the hell am I supposed to do that? - She's an idiot redneck.
...when they cast their eyes on such favorites as: Ben & Jerry's-looking cow.
Peter, your dog has given me diabetes.