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Gee whiz.
"To Brian, from Tracy. He's your problem now.
And it's just waiting to transform your uncut trash-strewn lawn...
From now on, I plan on being a real father to Dylan.
Oh, Dylan, you got a haircut. Aren't you handsome?
Are you tired of deadlocking on the lock screen? Well wait no further!
Hey, Dylan? Hey, come on in here for a sec.
Well, didn't you just get a ticket for running a red light?
Well, I suppose I could look her up. I wonder if she'd even wanna see me.
Way awesome. I myself drank like 5 liters of beer.
Watch this. Hey, Brian. What would you do if Dylan fell out a window?
You know, I just finally figured it out.
Yeah. Haircut.
...that isn't funny or memorable.
And I think that you need to go away.
2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 3 x 67 = 3216
Was somebody looking for a son with a bright new path to adulthood...
I'm monitoring Dylan from here on Stewie's baby monitor.
Stewie, why are you nude?
I don't know, Brian. Don't you think you have a responsibility to your son?
...where a 767 has been forced to make a crash landing.
Goodbye Big Fart
I tell you, now that I'm a parent, I can't even watch stories like that.
What...? Oh, my God, I don't know what I would do.
- All right. You ready for school? - Yeah. Hey, can I drive today?
Did you hear that? Now we know what to get him for Christmas.
Really, Brian? Card tricks? That's gonna close the deal with this woman?
You know what? The hell with both of you. I'm out of here.
You know what else is rewarding? Shutting your vag.