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You have to counterbalance the weight at the point where the lever pivots. Like so.
- We'll be in the clubhouse. - Go on, run away. More golf course for me.
That one's a feminist type, she's into he-men,
a sleeve of balls, and this mobile ball cleaner.
Could you tell me when you're going back in time?
Memaw trying to make sense
I'll kick his ass. Someone ought to kick his ass.
Actually, he wanted to ask you something.
- You're having a near-death experience. - Thank God!
Death, will you relax? The beach is a perfect place to pick up chicks.
Usually he can't even handle simple tasks.
My Name is Steven Can I take this freaking tie off
Holy crap! Back then I gave up a million bucks just to be with Lois.
- Let's go, kids! - Tell the boys in Kansas City the bet's off.
Where the hell have you been? When I said lunch, I said noon, not noonish.
Oh, yeah. Thank God I get to hang out with a fascinating gent like yourself.
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"He's a family guy
- Did Peter give you a clue for me? - Peter?
"And when we're done mopping We'll mop it some more
You again?!
Oh, come on. There's worse things in life than rain. Like... like spiders.
Memaw trying to make sense
- Nice ass. - Sorry. That's Edward James Olmos's ass.
Waffle! Waffle! Waffle! Waffle!
My goodness. A human thumb. Where did you ever find this?
Eureka. Now, come on back to the golf course. I've got a date.
How romantic. Why can't you find a nice girl?
No deal. Kazu may be worth a million to you. But to me he’s worthless