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Good mirning reasons why I drink
It looks like tiny hamsters died all over your face.
- Antinuclear antibody test. - Anti-something, something test.
- Right? - Man, why don't you just ask her out?
I told Brian I was taking Anne to the Poconos, now he wants pictures.
They hooked up this nifty breathalyzer on my scooter.
ANNE: Hi, Brian.
Well, better start my shift.
A party in his room?
Hell, after surgery, if there's the slightest medical issue,
that I think you're incompetent...
Okay, kids, time to put the spotlight on Mr. Cocky-Pants.
Sucks to be you
Probably not until after his party next week.
Never gonna happen, Q-Tip.
dump him, and ease my sadness with a brand-new pair of Jimmy Choos.
So, since I told Keith he only rents a room,
Luckily, I found another way to get around.
mostly because I'm concerned that the stress that lovemaking
I don't understand why you're so devoted to that guy.
(MUSIC PLAYING)
I was wondering if I could borrow some money so I could get him some.
I won't say this.
Oh, my God. It's an angel.
of your fellow numb-nut surgeons.
if you just shut up and stay out of our way.
At least you got back in the game, right?