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All you gotta do is call the police and say that your parents both molestered you.
Butters, I need an ETA on the car, stat.
But then he just made himself the mayor.
It's so unfair! How can my parents do that to me?!
"My parents molestered me."
you all need to call the police and tell them you lied about them M word.
Ugh, pleae, just listen to me! What about my children? Who will take care of them?
What?
The fatass and us disagreed on how to worship the provider.
The birth-givers! Your birthgivers.
Oh, we're gonna have to find some help quick.
if you clean out the garage, shovel the driveway and bring democracy to Cuba!
No foolies.
They'll never be able to hurt you again.
Oh, look! There's a town up ahead.
You're looking at the new manager of Denny's in Breckenridge.
But he's playing Spaceman right now. Huh. Hey, Craig!
My parents said I can't go.
I'm telling my parents I'm staying at Stan's house,
No on dahdo.
I haven't seen a road marker for miles. What was the last highway we were on?
- But Mom, I... - The answer is no, Kyle!
Eh, you two seem to have the uncanny ability to cross the white line.
No, it just really, really, really hurts!
And so the fatass came up with a way to have all the birthgivers disappear.
No! It's alright! Just give me some time to work on them. I'll see you guys later.