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Fuck Jesus!
Leather bound bibles! Show your faith!
"We cordially invite you to attend the platinum album award ceremony,
would stop them from downloading music off the Internet.
Just get the hell out of here, Cartman.
And I'll be there selling my album.
Faith +1, is about to go platinum.
I want to feel his salvation all over my face
I want to get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus
Oh, what a body I wish I could call it my own
Oh, yeah? I will bet you 10 bucks that if I start a Christian rock band
Always good to be praying before you're playing.
you black asshole!
I don't know how to play bass.
Token! Get the bass guitar out of your basement
We didn't realise what we were doing.
You're supposed to be standing in random places,
Well, what are you saying, that you don't really love Christ?
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Damn it! If we're gonna sell our hot Christian album,
Yes, it's really the best Christian album that's ever been produced, actually.
The key to a hot selling Christian rock album
If I'm lying, may the Lord strike me down right now.
Back to you, Tom.
That's right, Metallica is behind you dudes 1,000%.
Our first album cover.
And I just want to feel you deep inside me, Jesus
I can't help but think that he looks kind of hot
Whenever I see Jesus up on that cross
You just start that way, Stan, then you cross over. It's genius!
I just wanted to let you know the album for my Christian rock band,
the child will not get his tropical paradise.
Fuck you, Token. You black asshole!
Yes, yes. Thank you, praise him. I think we're ready to start now.
The strike started yesterday and could go well into next week.
Who the hell is Moop