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My name is Mr. Mackey.
Who's Karen Carpenter?
No, I don't think that will solve any of our problems.
Okay, how about this one, Kenny?
all the magazine ads and television ads
I know, I know.
No, I think all my work here is done.
Oh, my God!
You need to face this demon in your closet, m'kay?
I think if someone said,
- What? - Was it that I was ugly?
Maybe Kenny G can show us where 92 cents below the lowest E-flat is!
We sure can!
Some, yes.
And I think you knew he never did!
Well, can I ask you guys a difficult question?
Mr. Garrison, I know this is very difficult, m'kay.
When was that?
Sure, you could go off and screw any whore on Ryland Street,
I need to know some things.
Dude, are you thinking what I'm thinking?
- Often! - He never did, Mom!
Okay.
Yeah, see you later, queefs!
Oh, good one, Sherlock,
What's "lose bowel control"?
About what?
He's upset because I didn't molest him!
I mean, look at all the media,
crap yourself till you look like Karen Carpenter.