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♪ Help the oil lobby, Bobby ♪
Are you kidding me? You can't have him.
because, believe me, that poor fucker's dead.
Good morning, gentlemen. What a delightful day.
Three words... Weird Al Yankovic.
That's the third option, of course. That's great stuff.
I was gonna walk to work, but then...
You killed better than Chung killed
who had been held against their will for so long.
- Jim. - Madam Vice President.
and you're giving me Jonah?
you are
I don't want any witnesses in here. I'm not kidding.
Right.
Comedy songs are the mark of a douchebag.
What? Really?
No, just wondering if you think this sweater goes with the dress.
You're stress eating.
I leased a Nissan Cube from you the other day.
Madam Vice President, thank you.
Yeah, the holy grail of parking.
You know what you got to do is shut the Wi-Fi off.
- Right. - Yeah.
I have a similar story, but the other way around.
And that failure has haunted me to this very day.
She got you. You got to be so careful.
- Stop the engines! - Can we get Jonah off the plane, please?
Jonah in his natural habitat. He might defecate in a bush.
"Within the last hour, the German chancellor
♪ Maybe the Germans, Herman ♪
And authority. Sorority.