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I'm your friend Brian through your uncle Jimbo.
It's a little late, but it is Friday.
Is he a nice boy?
- I didn't even want to do... - Poke your grandma!
Delete profile.
Dad, you are my friend.
That's so sad.
What?
You aren't my friend. Would you like to be my friend?
What'd he say about those?
Looks like I'm gonna be down a friend.
Fine.
Move it, profile!
Fuck Off Dad
Fuck those cheetahs taking my cocknugget bro. I will fuck your heeb ass nigga.
Sounds like you boys had a ball!
Check my profile status.
You don't get sucked into it! You don't get sucked in at all!
Goddammit, I got sucked into Facebook!
Now, word on the street!
- I just want to do my homework. - All right, fine.
You can message your friends, play Yahtzee,
get you more friends!