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(scoff) Seed bell?
We're trying to have our daily conversation
I need 100 Caitlyns, 100 Kaitlyns
My whole career depends on me
They've had nine salmonella deaths
(sniffing)
They might have no opinion.
Oh, so cute! Look at...
it's important to feature your sponsored weapons.
but you could literally play football without any feet?
Excuse me, but I thought the hate was real.
(groans)
and you have a beautiful swan.
-that will make you rich. -(whoops)
-Aah! -Ah. Beautiful.
She'll be frantic!
(chuckles) I get an alert whenever anyone's getting rich.
Do I smell fear?
(chuckles) You, my friend, are getting an escort.
How about this?
Uh, first-time listener,
And me richer.
you're has-beens.
Fine. Read those.
like Dog on Washing Machine.
-Uh, well, I... -Terminate dialogue tree.
Dark Temptation.
Got it. Nothing.
"Moose Poo"?!
(grunting)
than the entire rebooted Murphy Brown.
any after-school activity,
But let's play it by ear.
the rudest dude on the InnerTube.
(giggling)
Hey, there's Leslie Sky.
What's your sidequesg?
Lisa, you have to understand.
Is it a pill?
Please, Sports Jesus,
-Pretend you're enjoying the thighs. -I am.
(toilet flushing sound effect)
Mm-hmm.
Oh, my God. I'm having a flashback.
I can't live with that!