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You keep a tab on crime in the city. And we'll try to solve the chickenlover case.
Naw, I didn't see anything. It just happened so fast.
Petting... petting zoo!
I want him out of my house! He ain't workin' shit! He can't even hold a fuckin' job!
- God damn it! - I knew it was you all along Richard Nixon!
Officer Barbrady in school we go to the bathroom before and after class.
Oh, it didn't even touch me.
Effective immidiately.
I'm illegitemate. I'm not fit to be a policeman. I retire!
Barbrady, I just caught some guy in here having sex with one of my chickens.
- Reading sucks ass! - Eric, shut up!
This just in! South Park has plunged into total anarchy.
Well, there you have it. Case closed.
- Did you get a good look at the suspect?
- But has chicken fucker left any clues at the crime... - Alright! Alright! I can't read!!
- Yes what is it? - I need to go poopies.