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- If we read are we gonna become like that guy? - Yeah this is stupid. Books aren't magical.
Get your ass to jail!
There I said it. I can't read! Are you happy now?
Ay! I am a cop and you will respect my authoritay.
Now, the first thing to do in domestic disturbance calls like this one is to calm everybody down.
- It's cool dude, we'll help you. - Hey that's right, you can help me.
and South Park will have to manage without any police force for a while.
- Wow, Barbrady sure is acting weird. - Yeah, I wonder what's wrong?
Whoosh goes the willie-wind, flowing through my toes.
And now my reading friend you've proven that you are ready for the big time.
- Aww, camel poo. - Hey what's this?
I think that's a mask dude.
But we want justice! We have to find this sicko.
Exactly 2 seconds after the retirement of Officer Barbrady
- Uh, pretty good. - Barbrady, we really need you to speed this up!
If you want to know where I'll strike next, read bumbly wumbly and the spotted spacecraft.
I've just finished reading the heartwarming novel "Go Dog, Go!"
I feel guilty I feel guilty
With chicken after chicken being violated the South Park police are under increasing presure
- Oh nevermind. - Well how's the reading coming along?
- Yes, officer? - I caught you at 40 miles an hour back there.
Yes.
- By reading Teetle the Timid Taxidermist.
- Come on dumbass! You can do it! - Pet... wait a minute.
- Look what she did to my fuckin' eye! - I'll do it again!
By the mayor's order Officer Barbrady is on temporary leave of absense to learn to read.
Freeze! Put your hands in the hair! - Cartman! What are you doing?!
I got the reports that the suspect is in this area.
Forget, forget.
That's quick thinking deputy. Let's get to Stark's Pond Immidiately.