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I see kids. I see minivans.
sweetest boy in the whole world, and no matter how hard you look,
I'm sure Elliot doesn't wanna spend her life with someone who doesn't love her.
It's so great to finally be able to call you my boyfriend.
If it's OK with you, I'm gonna take my relationship advice
Cool.
I need your help, man. It's about Elliot.
Maintenance? I have your names now. The maintenance brothers.
Until we had to put their horse down.
Nice face. But can't you just order a box of clicky tops for me?
and I love that you are...
- What are you doing with that guy? - I thought I'd date a celebrity.
You're not even dressed yet? We gotta pick up Carla on the way, man.
I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich,
I'm on top of it. This weekend will go off without a hitch.
- You know where to take him. - Who's taking me where?
Do you wear a nanny mask or slap on a name tag that says, "I'm your mommy"?
Ready to go? I say we pick up some Chinese and hang at home tonight.
that you get a crinkle over your nose when you look at me like I'm nuts.
Awesome. I'm gonna go work on them some more.
When I look at Carla, I see the future. I see kids. I see minivans.
- Those pants make your ass look giant. - Stop.
- My face'll never look 40. - You're right. My bad.
Don't piss off the janitor. End of story.
you will be my baby forever, baby.