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And thank you for not being a band of hippie murderers.
If you ask me, neither of these beers is wholly original.
How come this convenience store has so many shadowy parts?
O-Okay, I'll do it.
even though you kind of screwed us over.
But-but don't tell my wife how many porn stars I know.
How about we just go into that store there?
Was that good?
Uh, hang on, I'll check.
goo-da + v vee 1 v = 3 horde
Pull over to that gas station.
Don't need nobody.
Rampart wall
I superglued my counselor's butt cheeks together.
I was starting to worry this was a one-way thing.
Springfield, eh? What state?
* Ooh, in the name of love *
BRIAN Ruff! Ruff, ruff!
Moe's Tavern.
This is Bart.
Yeah, dogs eat in the kitchen.
We'll throw a car wash-- free for stolen cars!
Whoa!
* Come on, fire me up *
Alvin and the Chipmunks the Chipwrecked
Not very long, I'm guessing.
* Lookin' like a tramp, like a video vamp *
what the fuck was that?
There, that's better.
So say it. I matter.
Wow! For real?!
How does that help us? We're creating a broad story.
* Demolition woman, can I be your man? *
Well, none of these is my car,
Hold steady. I got him in my sights.
Hey, are these... are these free?
Yeah, dude.
It wasn't even funny, and I have a great sense of humor.
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How many confused old guys you got in this town?
Well, there's a sign.
Huh. I usually just beat up a cat.
Hey, loser, I copied off your spelling test
Did you call me "babe"?
when your teacher shouts at u: why ain't u be able to answer my questions?!
Why, I just figured, at home I sit with the family,
Whoo-hoo! Yeah-heh-heh!
when your teacher shouts at u: why ain't u able to answer my questions?!
is the victim of flagrant intellectual theft.
I mean, unless you think it sucked, in which case it sucked.
Oh, I talked too long.
No, it doesn't! I do it to my son all the time.
The cops here are a joke.
Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa! It's not a rip-off of Duff.
Ah, you're just not getting it, Lois.
Are you making friends in there, Brian?
I love his town, I love his family.
Haw-haw!
* So come on, take a bottle *
After all, Nelson Mandela said it's our obligation to shine.