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50 bucks?
I need to get her out of my hair.
Joe: What's happening?!
I invited ed sullivan to the white house.
Let's just enjoy the strippers.
He's been screwing with your head.
Damn kid's kept me up every night for two weeks.
Squeeze the base of the tail lightly
Okay, okay. Stop. Just stop crying.
The driver totals the car and makes a run for it,
(whispering): Give her back to god.
And then slide your fingers up the length of your tail
(laughs) no, no, no, no, no.
You know that would never work again in a million years.
How do you do? Pleased to meet you. I'm bitch stewie.
Oh, god.
But the pursuing officers are prepared.
Well, I'm clearly not the only one
It's on his face. I've ruined it!
Like, you're not going to put her with sand people, right?
Ronald reagan, former president of the United States.
I-I can't be a father.
With some of your birthday toys,
Reading news from places I'm not sure exist.
Brian, I didn't know if you wanted a god's eye,
Wait a second. They might.
I sent bitch stewie in my place.
Hi, glenn.
Oh, my god!
Hey, look at all these videos mr. Quagmire's selling.
Yeah, well, I might have dialed yours back
¶ it seems today that all you see ¶
Did you feed the dog earlier like I asked? Uhhhh... yes.
There's some frozen steaks in the freezer.
(feedback squealing) (screaming)
¶ laugh and cry ¶
(gasps) and it even has the one with the flintstones!
Making one of those for me, would you?
(loud snapping)
Is it a boy or a girl?
I can't take her away from this.