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I might back away, though, from calling her a liar.
- I'm here. I'm here. - Come here.
No, I've got it. I can do this.
Hey, quit being so hot. You're gonna melt all my cheese.
and the House after him. Gonna rain pain.
So it's the fictitious girl. I gave her the same girl.
- Yeah. - Okay.
They're celebrating
You're the secretary to the vice president.
Loved it.
The father figure my own dad was too weird and distant to be.
Oh, I think someone just suicide bombed their own future.
Then you can fuck off.
- We got to wait for POTUS to make a statement. - Okay. Okay. Okay.
That's F15. Okay? F15.
- Yeah, I do. I got something. - Fantastic.
on whether or not I hire you?
- Danny Chung is making an announcement. - What?
What in the crippling fuck !!?!!
Where did you hear this rumor?
So I want to make my speech
Okay, now listen, so...
caucus, primary, money.
- I'm gonna run for president! - Oh, yeah!
we run together as a team in six.
So this is Selina's team in action.
I thought you'd like this spot.
- I have POTUS incoming! - Make a statement, Mike.
Life is depressing
Yes, ma'am.
- Am I about to get whacked? - No, no, no.
Sir, yes, I have the vice president for you. It's Ben.
- Shit. - Talk to her, then sedate her.
DC-- District of Cunts.
it's what I mean to science."
- Yes, sir. - We are simpatico.
While in your mind you're doing pirouettes on his grave.
POTUS knows how this is all going to end,
- What? - Uh, ma'am.
No, I'm being serious, too. I'd like to fuck her.
Hey, ma'am, is now a bad time to talk to Dana?
- Huh? - He isn't going to run again in two years.
- I have excellent contacts. - Really?
No, I already tried him. It went straight to voice mail.
Maybe you can hook me up with Charlize Theron.
Oh, my God, have you been here this whole time?