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You're not the president.
Whoa, whoa! Ma'am, give me the straight poop here.
- That's awesome. - I did not see that coming.
I have some very big news, ma'am.
- Remember, that was the deal. - Yeah, I remember that.
Sorry there, Todd. Just real quick.
Jesus, the inside of his head must be like an Escher drawing.
within my Dream Metric team. Sound good?
And as you know, I'm a good shot.
Hey, ma'am, you know you're gonna break
- Okay, okay, let's go. - That's my phone.
'Cause that's what we need. Mike, we need a lot of money.
- Is that what's going on? He's gone postal. - I have no idea.
about the things that I know.
No, we just all need new challenges.
Oh, stop it, Nervous Nelly.
- You look good, by the way. - Oh, thanks.
- Oh. - Matters of state.
Mike needed a PR fix, so you have to give these guys a West Wing tour.
- We need to go to that. - Yeah.
Of course I'm serious.
Time for us or do you mean time as a general concept?
No, don't say that. That's not true.
Would you care to join him in your office?
and I'm so sorry to let you down,
Like the mighty oak that stands for-- ma'am.
You trust me with that Leviathan?
just like that-- of unbridled joy.
It's like I'm Selina's soul mate over there.
All right, well, she's busy.
What the crippling fuck is going on with you?
Fuck! Gosh!
- Oh, hello, kids. - Come on in.
- No, no. No, sir. - Holy shit.
Yes!
Or should I say mentor Kosynski?
I move as slowly as a Mississippi detective
Are you really talking to me like this right now?
Hey, it's J-Diddy. Ladies get giddy.
He's got the crazy money
You're at a science fair. One of these kids could build you a charger.
- Okay, I love the stinking shit out of you, Gary. - I know you do.
- Shh, I'm trying to watch. - Okay, champ.
- And so it begins. - Yeah, with a kick to the tits.
They're so '90s.
Then you are running with the president in two years?
- We know what she's like. - Andrew, don't talk to me.
Selina's a plagiarist? That's perfect.
Let me be clear, sir. She may be planning to run in six years