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Oh, I just got blown
- You doing this alone? - Yeah. Well, thanks.
[Over Microphone] Everybody dance now.
- Look, he's a great magician. - [Hysterical Laughter]
- [Michael On Phone] Hey, Tobias, it's Michael. - [Groans] Bluth Company.
Everybody dance, now.
Okay, okay, okay. So, should- should- should- should, should, should-
When you walk into costco
[Voice On Phone] You have 101 unheard messages. First message.
Is your sister still around?
[Narrator] Michael did tend to take the Christmas party somewhat seriously.
I JUST DON’T WANT PEOPLE’S KIDS GETTING THEIR STICKY FINGERS ALL OVER MY $2,600 AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #300.
I was almost attacked last night in my own home.
in case the Blue Man Group needs their understudy, so-
[Whispering] Fire Tom and get your jackass brother out of here.
My mom is very stressed out, and she needs something that I can't give her-
Or even- [Bleeps] even though so many people in this office are begging for it.
Maybe I'll put it in her brownie
How am I supposed to calm down?
[Continues Shouting, Indistinct]
Everybody dance now.
Did you see that he showed up at the party for five minutes and left without saying good-bye?
oh, I got blown
Okay? Thanks very much. Hey. I thought you were at your party.
this has been pleasant and professional.
Sorry. I gotta go do this. I'll be right back.
I got you, brother!
- Colored? What color was he exactly? - Blue.
You have no idea what it's like to be abandoned by your son.
- [Chuckles] Hey, you guys are sticking stuff on Gob's suit? - Shh.
um, maybe a little afternoon delight.
and you're acting out for attention.
Do you see my son? He chose his girlfriend over me.
Oh, yeah? You think they're gonna go right for the pants?
[Narrator] And for the second time since he became president...
- Thank God I don't have to go. - So glad to hear you say that.
This has been pleasant and professional. Good luck in the coming business year.
- What's that supposed to mean? - Well, maybe you're a little bit lonely...
The worst that could happen is I could spill some on my $3,000 suit. Come on!