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- Tobias! - and didn't manage to get out of the way in time.
I forgot about Carl. Is he still single?
- [Man] That's even better! - [Bleeps] you, Tom.
This year I'm not officially president, and it'll be nice to actually have some fun...
[Narrator] So Michael went to work on another Christmas party...
- Yeah, and I'm getting too old for my mom to be with me. - You know what?
These are my awards, Mother, from army.
Didn't he? I need someone else, someone better. What about this one? She's got thick arms.
- [Maeby Singing Out Of Tune] - My daughter doesn't need me.
...king $6,300 suit!
And what's funnier than a guy in- Oh- Hey, wait. Hey.
Fire Tom and get your jackass brother out of here.
Mm-hmm
to score his pot and wag his pickle at coeds.
I heard about the banana stand, and now there's been a break-in.
- These are really delicious. - I'll get some more.
I guess George Michael's gettin' a little too old to hang out with his dad.
Well, obviously I'm not a big guy.
but the car hit Gob's banana peel.
The guy in the $40 armor is holding the elevator for the guy who doesn't make that in 3 months. Come one!
- [Piano] - [Singing Hymn In German]
- I'm all alone there, Michael. - You know, Buster's only stationed about five miles away.
- No. We just had a party. - Yeah, but I didn't get to have any fun.
[Narrator] Whilejust 20 yards away, Michael went to work repairing the banana stand.
- So she's got a new parent. - Yeah. Now my dad's got a new kid.
[Narrator] This was an unacceptable solution.
At seven grand, you'd better believe I love 'em. I mean, look at what you're wearing.
Unfortunately, she didn't realize the employees had been threatened against flirting.
I don't think we need people tryin' to compete with what I'm wearing.
[Ann Singing Loudly, Out OfTune]
No. I wanna stay here with her. Let's go.
[Giddy Laughter]