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so we can put on our pickle costumes,
I'm walking. I'm walking. Oh, my God.
I'm thinking baby oil. I'm thinking glitter.
I'm thinking animatronic doves with human private parts.
- We know. - Remember when Mom pooped
- Attagirl. - Hey, Dad? Thanks.
And... what the fuck happened?
- Wait, what? - Don't think about it.
But, hey, that was just Dad for you.
You don't do that, but that doesn't mean
Give it hell, girl. But-but no pressure.
Hi, yeah, uh, thanks.
Ooh, can you get me some flip-flops
and, Gene, I need you to be you and your dad.
Did she fucking say yes, and you were so fucking surprised you took a shit on her?
Team Poops-at-Home.
We have to remember exactly where we are
Since you're leaving, I'm gonna take it,
- Oh, my God. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. - _
You know what? Let's all have bananas.
You shut it down till after shark time,
Turns out if you study really hard for something,
That was a quick one.
Mom's a lucky lady.
- Kind of busy right now, Mom! - Okay, okay.
♪ Before cars were invented and teens had phones ♪
Have a great night!
No shit for you
Suddenly, it was the damn night of the fucking dance
but y-you're not even trying to get her to go other places.
Tickle, tickle, tickle!
I'm missing a shark feeding. That doesn't feel good.
Yes, we sort of have an issue in that department,
Let's try this again.
What the fuck are the big ass dogs?
I guess I'm just a little surprised
- Go! Go! - I'm gonna get you, I'm gonna get you.
Louise, what are you doing?!
So maybe you could help your little girl
and everything will work itself out here.
Second, I'll be taking you on a tour of the entire aquarium.
Maybe you can go at school. I don't do that!